Depleting creativity, draining reasoning, funneling analysis, recurring boredom, inability to think outside the bun, has all motivated me to the following limerick.
As my parents watch me grow up
Parents thinking: My son will be great
Me thinking: Keep thinking.
Standing behind a girl in queue
Me thinking: Hips hypnotize me
She thinking: You can’t screw me.
Standing in front of a mirror
Me thinking: Tom Cruise
gnikniht eM : Cruise Tom
My advisor thrashing me
Advisor thinking: You Stupid, Jackass indeed
Me thinking: Just following the lead.
Watching a 10 pointer go by
Me thinking: I am there for you
She thinking: I am never for you.
Praying to God
Me thinking: HE is listening
HE thinking: Go to Hell
Deep slumber in bed
Me dreaming: Natalie Portman
She dreaming: Some other men
After reading this
You thinking: Bull shit
Me thinking: So do I
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4 comments:
No offence, but you should have called it "An ode to mediocre poetry".
Secret aficionada
No defense, you just corroborated my statement
" I think not what you think"
I thought I stunk, but a mediocre rating, I am floating. Thank you
As age goes by :
Me thinking : Wow! I still look young !
Nature : Boy, u are getting old.. cover ur paunch and apply a patch to hold the last shreds on thy head :p :p
So many enemy forces working against us, ain't it :-))..
Good one! :-)
D.M.
"Mother Nature is a mad scientist" - Seinfeld
I have nothing more to say
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